Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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