I'm lost and stupid without you.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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