They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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