Cold hands, warm shart.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this beer tastes like vomit already
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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