let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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