trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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