Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
