I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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