Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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