the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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