I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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