Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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