The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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