They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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