If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
third nipple confirmed
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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