Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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