Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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