For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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