Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Quick, to the slutcave!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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