There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Do you still have your period?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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