they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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