how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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