It's like God shit irony all over that family
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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