Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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