if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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