So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
