My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
do herpes really smell.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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