all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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