He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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