Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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