Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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