I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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