Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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