So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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