can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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