Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Farmville is her only friend.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
wow bdsm is so cute
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