u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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