At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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