Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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