she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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