We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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