problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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