David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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