That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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