I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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