Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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