he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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