..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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