Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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