This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm like, not good at living.
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