TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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