Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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