How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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